Jokes...Lame or Chun

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A simple peasant is has bought a number of camels and is taking them to his farm.

As he rides contentedly along he counts them - he counts 29.

He was sure he had bought 30 camel, so in alarm he jumps off his camel and counts the camels again. To his delight there are 30.

Half an hour later, he counts his camels and once more there are just 29.

Cconfused, he climbs off his camel and counts again.

Once more there are 30.

Can you explain?




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When he is on the camel he omits to count it.

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Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death.

When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.

There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.

The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.



How did the man manage to hang himself.






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He stood on a block of ice until it melted.

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Strangers in the night

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Late one evening, a man and a his wife were driving their car at speed down a country road. The car spun of the road and hit a tree.

The man decided to seek help at a garage a few miles away.

He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the doors.

When he returned, his wife was dead, and there someone in the car he had never seen before.

No physical damage was done to the car, it was still locked?

How did the woman die?

Where did the stranger come from?






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The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth

Riddle of the great escape

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Two convicts are locked in a cell.

There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.

No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.

They then decide to tunnel out.

However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.

Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.



What is his plan?








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His plan is to dig the tunnel but pile the dirt into a mound so they can climb up to the window and escape

Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:


The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?




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It was the Maid She claimed that she was getting the mail but there is no mail on a Sunday!